I like hearing funny stories from around the FFXI universe. So how about a thread about em?

Here's some of my own:

Yesterday I saw a Taru running around doing the "Taru Dance" (what is that? /panic motion?) and singing this:
I like big galka and I cannot lie, you other-wother taru can't deny, when a galka walks in with a cutie-wootie face and some subligar in your face you get sprung...

I about died seeing that!

A couple days ago, I was in a PT with a WHM/BLM and BLM/RDM who were having an "argument" over whether the WHM should stick strictly to healing or throw in the occasional nuke. It got a bit heated, and eventually the BLM/RDM lightenned things up by saying:
This is just another case of the white mage keeping the black mage down.